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Imagine you want to have sex now…

You type “sex” into your browser and the 3 hottest free porn streams,
with porn movies where you do not even dreamed about, would have shown.
Also you may are bound, has already been identified and if your partner
come home coincidence, you will be warned by your PC.

Even if you are male or female, your knows PC long ago and makes you
only the relevant offers on your sexual preferences.

Also you have the opportunity to get visits from a sex willing person
close to you in the next 5 minutes. One phone call would suffice or
quickly exchange contact data via Webcam. Would that not be cool…

Imagine you are hungry…

Imagine you become hungry, after your incredible sex, type in “hungry”
in your browser and you get the data of all pizza restaurants and
Chinese restaurants where you your favorite dish in 5 minutes. One
simple click and the door bell will ring in the next few minutes. You
don’t have to pay because the amount is already deducted with your order.

Even the drink you have forgotten to order promptly supplied and you’re
glad you get it without an order. Would that not be cool…

Imagine you are looking for an old friend…

Imagine you are looking for an old friend, you type “friend” into your
browser and all friends you ever had in life would be displayed, even
the friends you only knew from a short trip. For all your friends the
telephone numbers are available and you could chat via webcam even your
friend just taking a shower.

Also you can read or see via a secret webcam what your friend is doing
today and it’s entertaining you, what you have achieved in your life and
how nice you are. With a loud cry “Strike!” the moment will
automatically saved in an archive and you could see it again and again
or show it to some friends. Would that not be cool…

Imagine your health insurance kicks you…

Your health insurance kicks you out because you have taking too much fat
in form of pizzas. You get a disdainful e-mail with you fat values and a
short letter containing the dismissal. Another health insurance will
only accept you with significant higher costs. Would that not be shit…

Imagine your partner leaves you…

Imagine your partner leaves you because you are a porn junkie and
although no one could know, your partner confront you with the hard
facts. You would be knocking down with your lubricant and dildos; you
have hidden because they should never be found. Would that not be shit…

Imagine everyone knows your penis size, your sexual preferences and your vagina inch by inch…

All areas in the most beautiful colors and even your last Sex in Slow
Motion, HD Ready also. Even if you’re a limp noodle or as a woman
frigid, is already known and don’t think to have a date within the next
years. Would that not be shit…

Imagine that…

and then consider again whether you’re really need a profile at Xing,
StudiVZ, Flickr, Google / ig, Twitter, Stay Friends, Youtube,
FeedBurner, ICQ, MSN, eBay, Wikipedia, Yahoo, Web.de, in forums, Loka
lists, MySpace, Who knows whom, SchülerVZ, My Prof, Facebook, Orkut,
Second Life, MyVideo, Clipfish, 12secondsTV, Technorati, Amazon, Zune,
Skype, Gmail, lastFM, AIM, Blogger,Picasa, Ask, friendster, Yahoo
groups, devian ART, Bit torrent, joost, Veoh and Co.

Written by Carsten Admin of this Blog
Correct translated by: Stefan